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Conan the Absquatulator

Frazetta’s hallowed archetype of hyper masculinity meets my sense of iconoclastic hilarity… in the form of the voracious Arctic Turbo Sloth. Her highness (his client) the Virgin Powder Princess may be less than thrilled with his performance as beast-slayer… if she survives the 900 foot freefall to her village below.

It’s the one thing I fear… SCARY STUFF (that can kill you)!

It’s the one thing I fear… SCARY STUFF (that can kill you)!